Det är nån jävla video eller reklam som typ cepar upp sig nånstans, jag kan inte hitta SKITEN. huhu. oooch sen ba cepade internet upp sig. Jag hatar denna dator 4 real.

hahaaaaaaa. alltså det är kallt ute. Trodde mina händer skulle falla av då jag var på väg hem. AH. skolan är boring ;c

When Elena tells Damon her feeling about Klefan.

Säger dock inte att jag håller med, tycker det bara var en kul grej... Fuck Klefan. :o

People hating on Ian for a tweet that never existed and is photoshopped by a fan…

Självklar favorit.  

Självklar favorit!

Självklar favorit!

Correct, sir.

I CAN'T CLAP MY HANDS.

ALLTSÅ HAHAHAHA

Naw.

When the teacher asks us to make a line quietly

Expectation:

Reality:

haha åh vad jag inte orkar atm. Men ah. Nu kommer jag vara ett äckligt mensbarn mot er alla de närmaste dagarna så ni typ backar undan lite. Jättekul!

för att det inte finns nåt annat att blogga om tänkte jag bara säga att jag är smått sugen på faketatueringar som som ser riktiga ut. ah.

Kay. bah.

I don’t understand people who hardcore ship Dobsley and believe they will happen when Paul is happily married.

Hogwarts on fire

My reaction:

My reaction if I see my school on fire:

When your teacher rounds up your grade

Mom - “Do you not get sick of spending all that time on the computer?”

When someone more attractive than you talks to the person you like.

When a teacher and a student start arguing in class.

A week before school:

“Maybe people aren’t that bad.. Maybe they’ve changed over the summer or maybe I was just overreacting..”

First day of school:

“I was wrong, I still hate all of you bitches.”

What did the left pussy lip say to the other?

We used to be tight until we let some dick come between us.

Math questions are so stupid. They’re all like “If I have 30 chocolate bars and I eat 29, what do I have?”

I don’t know, diabetes maybe?

When someone insults you and says “just kidding,” but you know they really meant it…

It’s hard to be a student

When I See My Friend With The Person They Like

When someone is walking slow in front of you.

What is forrest gump’s password?

1forest1

When you’re listening to a song and it stops playing but you don’t realize it and you’re just sitting in silence for ten minutes until you start to wonder why the fuck it’s so quiet.

A new school year and I promised my mom no more bullshit.

First period I’m all business.

But my best friend from last year keeps distracting me.

Me: Come on man not this year I promised my mom.

Them: Are you serious?.

Me: Very serious.

5 minutes later….

What people think I’m doing in 3:00 AM in the morning

What I actually do:

That special moment when us kids get mail.

When my mom calls me to come to her:

When your best friend is called up for an award or some shit..

Riding on the back of a shopping cart:

expectation:

reality:

It’s so funny how my parents think all the people I talk in the internet are pedophiles because I’m pretty sure the parents of the people I talk to in the internet think I’m a pedophile too.

We’re all pedophiles

 

VI ÄR ALLA PEDDON.

Trying To Be A Rockstar

Expectation:

Reality:

when you hear the word “sex”

when your parents say it

when your friends say it

when the teacher say it

when someone HOT says it

Trying to exercise:

Expectations:

Reality:

Trying to fight someone

Expectations:

Reality:

This is me when school starts:

That awkward moment when you try to pet your friend’s pet and it walks away

When you’re watching an interview of your favourite celebrity/celebrities

Everything they say is absolutely hilarious and all the way through you’re like

so you make your friends watch it and they’re just like

When you see a funny post on Tumblr

You sit there and laugh to yourself like

While other people in the room look at you like

I hate it when my mom’s mad at my sibling, so she decides to get mad at me too

and I am like,

We all have someone we just hate no matter what they do.

When you just see them:

When they borrow something from you:

“Here you go”

When they talk to you:

When they talk to your friends:

When they talk to your crush:

When they get the highest score on a test:

When they’re just simply breathing:

Whipping your hair

Expectations:

Reality:

When websites asking for my age have the option to select 2011.

When your parents accidently say something that sounds sexual

and you’re just like:

and they’re like: