SNAKES <3 :D

When someone steps on the back of your shoes

“You forgot to collect the homew-“

Walking down stairs seductively,

Expectations:

Reality:

So here’s how my math class works

What we learn in class:

1 + 1

Homework:

-55x + 47x

Test:

39048240x^2(3454x + 84) + 8343x(x - 454)(354 - x)

Bonnie needs some sexy action!

Come on Jeremy, just take her against the wall or something. Just sayin’.

Ron + his rat

Ron + his rat

RON + HIS RAT

LMAO

That awkward moment when Jenna(ELENA’S GUARDIAN) slept with John (ELENA’S FATHER), and with Alaric (ISOBEL’S EX-HUSBAND), who obviously slept with Isobel(ELENA’S MOTHER), who also slept with John and Damon(ELENA’S POSSIBLE LOVE), who slept with Katherine (ELENA’S GRANGRANGRAN..MOTHER), who slept with Stefan (ELENA’S BOYFRIEND) who slept with anyone.

...Nah, it's awkward. AMAZING

The New TVD promo...

Delena road trip:
(HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA)

Tyler is concerned about Caroline:
 

Flashbacks:

Basically, everything in this episode:

 

 

When your teacher’s back is turned.

The sexual noises I make when I stretch

That awkward moment when the teacher forgets you had homework and that one student brings it up

How I feel after I take a nap

when lyrics’ website doesn’t allow you to copy the lyrics…

THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU NEED TO GO TO THE TOILET BUT SOMEONE’S USING IT.

When someone calls you and you don’t want to answer.

That awkward moment when you run over your own banana on Mario kart.

On a swing:

Expectation: 

Reality: 

When you hear a bump in the night:

expectations

reality

“You can’t stay on the computer ALL DAY.”

Typing:

Me:

My parents:

That moment when you HAVE TO wake up from a wonderful sleep and you’re cranky as hell.

When someone tries to talk to you:

When someone bumps into you:

When someone asks you to do something:

When you drop something:

“What is a pedophile’s favorite pair of shoes?”

White Vans.

Fail.

Minha Reação ao ver cada um deles:

Math is the only place where I hear a person buying 60 watermelons.

“Juan wants to buy 30 pounds of candy-“

“Jimmy, Jack, and Joanna want to split the fare to fly to Africa for the day—”

“I had 10 chocolate bars. I ate 9 of them. What do I have now?”

DIABETES, MAYBE?

When you pretend that you understand the shit that your teacher is saying.

Ahhh. idag har varit en pretty nice day. Inget speciellt fel på den då.

Alltsååå, idag drog vi på en liten "utflykt". Den var då veeeldigt fint, för jag träffade en fejn tjej. Och en fejn boyke. Men ah.

Sedan blev vi typ en kvart försenade till Hemkunskapen och vi var såååå körda! Typ. Kommer vi försent till den lektionen igen är vi sönderfuckade. No fun D:

Men. Ja. Jag drogar filmer och serier som Ian Somerhalder har en del i. Hahaha. ;(

MEN. JA. BAII.

When it’s thursday:

When TVD starts:

First Delena scene:

First Forwood scene:

Elena’s party:

The rest of the episode we will be like:



And when it ends we will be like:


And then we need to wait a whole week again:

Interviewer: Do you think Ian and Nina make a cute couple?
Malese: I do think they make a cute couple. If they are togeth-, Is that confirmed? I don’t, I don’t know.
Interviewer: We’re pretty sure it’s confirmed…
Malese: I don’t know… (laughing)
Interviewer: You wanna confirm it for us?
Malese: I don’t want to be the one to “out” them if no one knows!
Interviewer: Well your laughter right now kinda confirms it, doesn’t it?
Malese: Oops (laughing) Oopsie! I try not to get in peoples’ business! But I do think they’re pretty cute!

  “Nope — Dobrev wasn’t just taking an impromptu behind-the-scenes dip to escape the Atlanta heat”
  “Here’s what we can tell you: yes, it’s a happy (and dare we say, flirtatious!) moment between Damon and Elena, despite her scowl in the photo.” 

Ja det där var bara nåt allmänt random. jag känner lite så atm. Typ. Kanske. Men jaa. Idag hare inte varit nåt speciellt. soz.

  Alva och Tati efter svenskan. Med Samuels laptop.     Jag gillar vad jag gjorde med mina alldeles för små vantar under franskan.   tatis finfina sudd.  Under mattelektionen. Jag var uttråkad.

tati och Alva hade väl kul efter svenskan. Ganska lång, men ah.