A new school year and I promised my mom no more bullshit.

First period I’m all business.

But my best friend from last year keeps distracting me.

Me: Come on man not this year I promised my mom.

Them: Are you serious?.

Me: Very serious.

5 minutes later….

What people think I’m doing in 3:00 AM in the morning

What I actually do:

That special moment when us kids get mail.

When my mom calls me to come to her:

When your best friend is called up for an award or some shit..

Riding on the back of a shopping cart:

expectation:

reality:

It’s so funny how my parents think all the people I talk in the internet are pedophiles because I’m pretty sure the parents of the people I talk to in the internet think I’m a pedophile too.

We’re all pedophiles

 

VI ÄR ALLA PEDDON.

Trying To Be A Rockstar

Expectation:

Reality:

when you hear the word “sex”

when your parents say it

when your friends say it

when the teacher say it

when someone HOT says it

Trying to exercise:

Expectations:

Reality:

Trying to fight someone

Expectations:

Reality:

This is me when school starts:

That awkward moment when you try to pet your friend’s pet and it walks away

When you’re watching an interview of your favourite celebrity/celebrities

Everything they say is absolutely hilarious and all the way through you’re like

so you make your friends watch it and they’re just like

When you see a funny post on Tumblr

You sit there and laugh to yourself like

While other people in the room look at you like

I hate it when my mom’s mad at my sibling, so she decides to get mad at me too

and I am like,

We all have someone we just hate no matter what they do.

When you just see them:

When they borrow something from you:

“Here you go”

When they talk to you:

When they talk to your friends:

When they talk to your crush:

When they get the highest score on a test:

When they’re just simply breathing:

Whipping your hair

Expectations:

Reality:

When websites asking for my age have the option to select 2011.

When your parents accidently say something that sounds sexual

and you’re just like:

and they’re like: