Hogwarts on fire

My reaction:

My reaction if I see my school on fire:

When your teacher rounds up your grade

Mom - “Do you not get sick of spending all that time on the computer?”

When someone more attractive than you talks to the person you like.

When a teacher and a student start arguing in class.

A week before school:

“Maybe people aren’t that bad.. Maybe they’ve changed over the summer or maybe I was just overreacting..”

First day of school:

“I was wrong, I still hate all of you bitches.”

What did the left pussy lip say to the other?

We used to be tight until we let some dick come between us.

Math questions are so stupid. They’re all like “If I have 30 chocolate bars and I eat 29, what do I have?”

I don’t know, diabetes maybe?

When someone insults you and says “just kidding,” but you know they really meant it…

It’s hard to be a student

When I See My Friend With The Person They Like

When someone is walking slow in front of you.

What is forrest gump’s password?

1forest1

When you’re listening to a song and it stops playing but you don’t realize it and you’re just sitting in silence for ten minutes until you start to wonder why the fuck it’s so quiet.