Leaving school early, cause you were “Sick”

 at first your like, yeah i don’t feel good..

and then shes like wanna go home? and you’re just like

and you leave school and you’re all like addiooss moothhaa fucckkass

School is next month, back to this:

sitting in class like this:

coming home like this:

My parents get mad at me because I stay in my room all day and only come out for food

They get all excited when I come out like OMG YOU’RE OUT OF YOUR CAVE and I’m like

whenever I'm in a store

when people see how big my dick is

Smiling for School Photos

EXPECTATION:

REALITY:

when someone puts a quote on facebook that’s originally from tumblr.

That awkward moment when you tell your friend there’s a bug on their back

And they’re like “GET IT OFFFFF!”

So you’re like:

That awkward when you already said “moment” in your head before you read it.

When you’re home alone

and you do whatever you please

Then you hear something

HOLY SHIT THEY’RE HERE

Then you run to your room like this

your mom asks you what the hell you are doing

nothing mom, just studying

“are you sure”

“Mom please, who do you think I am?”

“oh, my child is so smart!”

And when she leaves:

“If only she knew”

When someone tries to come in your room while you get dressed: